the tune
how could you not?
it was played EVERYWHERE
but did you ever have the pleasure of watching the vid?
enjoy
how could you not?
it was played EVERYWHERE
but did you ever have the pleasure of watching the vid?
enjoy
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Painter Is In!
My friends at ESPN send me wonderful updates via text message.
The updates include injury updates, breaking news, etc.
This morning I was informed that Jim Sorgi was put on the IR by the Indianapolis Colts.
Unfortunate for Mr. Sorgi. I send my regards to him.
His playing time just went from non existent to impossible.
Could be tough on the ego.
The update from ESPN was not complete.
They also informed me that rookie QB Curtis Painter is now the backup.
Boom! That was the bombshell!
I pictured the conversation going a little like this...
The updates include injury updates, breaking news, etc.
This morning I was informed that Jim Sorgi was put on the IR by the Indianapolis Colts.
Unfortunate for Mr. Sorgi. I send my regards to him.
His playing time just went from non existent to impossible.
Could be tough on the ego.
The update from ESPN was not complete.
They also informed me that rookie QB Curtis Painter is now the backup.
Boom! That was the bombshell!
I pictured the conversation going a little like this...
Coach: Curt, you're the backup now.
Painter: For what position coach? I've been running water all season.
C: For QB for goodness sake! You act as if you had no reason to pay attention based solely on the fact that you were Peyton Manning's second backup.
P: Coach...Coach! I've got this.
Painter: For what position coach? I've been running water all season.
C: For QB for goodness sake! You act as if you had no reason to pay attention based solely on the fact that you were Peyton Manning's second backup.
P: Coach...Coach! I've got this.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Thank You Bg
For reminding me that laughing to tears is great
however
Laughing until I fall out of my chair
is greater
however
Laughing until I fall out of my chair
is greater
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Dear Liskula Cohen
Good Afternoon Liskula!
I hope this blog finds you well and having a wonderful day! As I was reading through the Wall Street Journal yesterday, I became aware of some feisty little actions you were up to.
The Journal quotes - "Earlier this year, a Vogue magazine model Liskula Cohen sued Google to unmask the name of a person who called her a 'skank' on a blog hosted by company's blogging platform, Blogger. The culprit - an acquaintance of the model - seemed stunned that her anonymity wasn't protected. The judge ordered Google to give Ms. Cohen the name of the blogger or information leading to the name"
Hmmm...
That filled my head with all sorts of ideas. They all eventually met and materialized into this blog/letter to Ms. Cohen asking her to go to similar great lengths to reveal great things said about her.
Keep in mind I know nothing about her/you(in case somehow she is reading this lowly rag)
Yet....I wouldn't mind a little press.
I wouldn't mind a little article in the Wall Street Journal stating Liskula Cohen pursued Google to find out who on earth would speak such amazing things about her.
Also, I'm using the name Liskula Cohen as many times as humanly possible in this article so that Liskula Cohen herself just might read this.
Liskula Cohen, you are an amazing woman!
Liskula Cohen, you are a charm!
Liskula Cohen, if I met the skank who referred to you as a 'skank' I'd call her a skank! Word is born Ms. Cohen.
Liskula Cohen, if all the water on earth dried up. Your nails could be melted down and would miraculously quench millions of thirsty mouths. Yes, that is true.
So, Ms. Cohen, pursue Google to find all these wonderful things written about you and then if you don't mind...become a follower of my journal.
Good lookin' out Ms. Liskula Cohen!
Oh, and if all of these compliments don't get it done, I'm posting a classy photo of you.
Cease and Desist Orijanel
I hope this blog finds you well and having a wonderful day! As I was reading through the Wall Street Journal yesterday, I became aware of some feisty little actions you were up to.
The Journal quotes - "Earlier this year, a Vogue magazine model Liskula Cohen sued Google to unmask the name of a person who called her a 'skank' on a blog hosted by company's blogging platform, Blogger. The culprit - an acquaintance of the model - seemed stunned that her anonymity wasn't protected. The judge ordered Google to give Ms. Cohen the name of the blogger or information leading to the name"
Hmmm...
That filled my head with all sorts of ideas. They all eventually met and materialized into this blog/letter to Ms. Cohen asking her to go to similar great lengths to reveal great things said about her.
Keep in mind I know nothing about her/you(in case somehow she is reading this lowly rag)
Yet....I wouldn't mind a little press.
I wouldn't mind a little article in the Wall Street Journal stating Liskula Cohen pursued Google to find out who on earth would speak such amazing things about her.
Also, I'm using the name Liskula Cohen as many times as humanly possible in this article so that Liskula Cohen herself just might read this.
Liskula Cohen, you are an amazing woman!
Liskula Cohen, you are a charm!
Liskula Cohen, if I met the skank who referred to you as a 'skank' I'd call her a skank! Word is born Ms. Cohen.
Liskula Cohen, if all the water on earth dried up. Your nails could be melted down and would miraculously quench millions of thirsty mouths. Yes, that is true.
So, Ms. Cohen, pursue Google to find all these wonderful things written about you and then if you don't mind...become a follower of my journal.
Good lookin' out Ms. Liskula Cohen!
Oh, and if all of these compliments don't get it done, I'm posting a classy photo of you.
Cease and Desist Orijanel
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Where Are the Announcers?
No Lawler's Law??
No BANG!!
Why??
Well...If I had been tuned into garbage time the previous game, I would've known.
Mind you, it was a Grizzlies v. Clippers game, but nonetheless, I would've known.
Ralph, the 71 year old legendary announcer, along with his sidekick Michael were...suspended for the game versus the Nuggets!!!
Why you may ask??
Well, there are many things you don't want to say on television.
They said a few.
Their convo to follow.
Smith: "Look who's in."
Lawler: "Hamed Haddadi. Where's he from?"
Smith: "He's the first Iranian to play in the NBA." (Smith pronounced Iranian as "Eye-ranian," a pronunciation that offended the viewer who complained.)
Lawler: "There aren't any Iranian players in the NBA," repeating Smith's mispronunciation.
Smith: "He's the only one."
Lawler: "He's from Iran?"
Smith: "I guess so."
Lawler: "That Iran?"
Smith: "Yes."
Lawler: "The real Iran?"
Smith: "Yes."
Lawler: "Wow. Haddadi that's H-A-D-D-A-D-I."
Smith: "You're sure it's not Borat's older brother?"
Smith: "If they ever make a movie about Haddadi, I'm going to get Sacha Baron Cohen to play the part."
Lawler: "Here's Haddadi. Nice little back-door pass. I guess those Iranians can pass the ball."
Smith: "Especially the post players.
Lawler: "I don't know about their guards."
I do know 'their guards' carry rifles Ralph.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Quote of the Day
Am I still in uniform? Then I ain't retired.
-pete rose-
I think he was retired here.
Emotions of the Night
some did laugh...
the occasional frown...
some were surprised...
all in all
we sit back and pray
that whatever emotion we may feel
NOTHING
i mean
NOTHING
moves us to look
like this...
the occasional frown...
some were surprised...
all in all
we sit back and pray
that whatever emotion we may feel
NOTHING
i mean
NOTHING
moves us to look
like this...
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Quote of the Day
'even though I haven't seen you in years
yours is a funeral I'd fly to from anywhere'
Why?
Because it is the quote that moved me today!
Why?
Do I have to explain why this is the quote of the day?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Ah yes!! Why? spoke these lyrics
Why? is also known as versatile lyricist and musician, Jonathan 'Yoni' Wolf
He speaks phrases that will consistently wear down your rewind button.
He's a native of Berkley California
He's 'Not a ladies man but a land mine'
Good Evening and Great Health To You All!
yours is a funeral I'd fly to from anywhere'
Why?
Because it is the quote that moved me today!
Why?
Do I have to explain why this is the quote of the day?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Ah yes!! Why? spoke these lyrics
Why? is also known as versatile lyricist and musician, Jonathan 'Yoni' Wolf
He speaks phrases that will consistently wear down your rewind button.
He's a native of Berkley California
He's 'Not a ladies man but a land mine'
Good Evening and Great Health To You All!
Are You Hungry??
I am the furthest thing from a supporter of McDonalds
In fact, as of August 12, 2009 2:42pm I have officially boycotted them
No, I'm not out with banners and signs in front of the golden arches
Neither am I searching for ways to destroy all McDonalds in one quick strike
However, I DO badmouth them every single chance I get
I DO encourage those around me to choose alternate eating locations
I DO not donate to the Ronald McDonald Help A Child Foundation
I'm sorry
Being the speaker of neigh that I am
You would think I went to great lengths to search this video out
However, I did not
This one was passed down to me from the original Orijanel
Yum
In fact, as of August 12, 2009 2:42pm I have officially boycotted them
No, I'm not out with banners and signs in front of the golden arches
Neither am I searching for ways to destroy all McDonalds in one quick strike
However, I DO badmouth them every single chance I get
I DO encourage those around me to choose alternate eating locations
I DO not donate to the Ronald McDonald Help A Child Foundation
I'm sorry
Being the speaker of neigh that I am
You would think I went to great lengths to search this video out
However, I did not
This one was passed down to me from the original Orijanel
Yum
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Quote of the Day
'Sacrifice and neon lights, slave ships don't wait
love many, trust few and don't be late'
-The Nightwatchman-
Hear it from the source
The Nightwatchman cometh live
respect
love many, trust few and don't be late'
-The Nightwatchman-
Hear it from the source
The Nightwatchman cometh live
respect
Monday, November 16, 2009
Quote of the Day
i WISH i knew this man
i purposefully am lower casing my i's when i refer to myself
because i am not worthy to be an I
in the presence
of Mr. James Allen
who once said
"A man has to learn that he cannot command things, but that he can command himself; that he cannot coerce the wills of others, but that he can mold and master his own will: and things serve him who serves Truth; people seek guidance of him who is master of himself."
read 'As A Man Thinketh' to get fully involved
http://jamesallen.wwwhubs.com/think.htm
he suggests you should as well
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Would a man with hair like this steer you wrong??
i think not
So now it is 'As A Orijanel Thinketh' eh?
i purposefully am lower casing my i's when i refer to myself
because i am not worthy to be an I
in the presence
of Mr. James Allen
who once said
"A man has to learn that he cannot command things, but that he can command himself; that he cannot coerce the wills of others, but that he can mold and master his own will: and things serve him who serves Truth; people seek guidance of him who is master of himself."
read 'As A Man Thinketh' to get fully involved
http://jamesallen.wwwhubs.com/think.htm
he suggests you should as well
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Would a man with hair like this steer you wrong??i think not
So now it is 'As A Orijanel Thinketh' eh?
I Want to Blog All Over You
Good Afternoon Readers/Bloggers/Loch Ness Monsters
I hope this blog finds you well, healthy, and well rested.
I hope I find you happily stirring in your personal space.
My weekend was one of happiness over ice, with a brim of sugar and a lime wedge.
Family, friends, and Jack Shrimp with a hint of Arthurs Okie breakfast is all a 9,498 day old guy can ask for.
Top it off with a outing to Red Robin and my gut and my heart have burst (nearly literally, quite figuratively)
In the midst of my gluttony, I thought of hiding my face.
And then, I thought better of it.
Peeking out and welcoming you to the Orijanel Journal
Heavy focus on music, arts, writing, family, friends, and most notably....YouTube videos you careless to watch!
Thank you for taking time from your day to rant, rave, read, and relax with me.
Orijanel
I hope this blog finds you well, healthy, and well rested.
I hope I find you happily stirring in your personal space.
My weekend was one of happiness over ice, with a brim of sugar and a lime wedge.
Family, friends, and Jack Shrimp with a hint of Arthurs Okie breakfast is all a 9,498 day old guy can ask for.
Top it off with a outing to Red Robin and my gut and my heart have burst (nearly literally, quite figuratively)
In the midst of my gluttony, I thought of hiding my face.
And then, I thought better of it.
Peeking out and welcoming you to the Orijanel Journal
Heavy focus on music, arts, writing, family, friends, and most notably....YouTube videos you careless to watch!
Thank you for taking time from your day to rant, rave, read, and relax with me.
Orijanel
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